May 2013
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
it’s really sad to me that past the age of twenty you don’t know the difference between “puppies” and “puppy’s”
falling-deeperinlove:
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
and my favourite tummy is your tummy and my favourite laugh is your laugh and my favourite teeth are your teeth and my favourite ears are your ears and my favourite kisses are...
“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via coffeeurlgirl)
thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
“You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then...”
– Old Zen saying (via drunkblogging)
pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
dorfs:
Whoops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
how is it that when I come home stoned as fuck I clean my room and get all my homework done? something is terribly wrong
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
tyler-hoe-kley:
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
